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No, Giada! No!

While I'm still sick, cranky, and very whiny from this virus from hell that I've gotten...I admit I've been sitting on my butt alot watching Food Network. Yesterday, in a rerun show from last year, Giada showed Kid-centered Food in a meal it looks like she prepared for her nieces and nephews. Not quite sure because I didn't get in on the first of it.

The part I saw was where she put together cupcakes from a boxed mix, which is fine. I have no quibble with that if it's done right.  The cupcake papers she used were adorable! Little scalloped edges with a flower-ish pink and red design. So cute!  She filled the cups up 3/4 full and then said "Bake at 350 degrees for 25 minutes."  What the hell?  25 minutes for a cupcake?

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More Happy Birthday to me: Barb Made Carrot Cake

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Last night Ashley and Barb took me out for dinner at Umi's--YUM!--and then to Parlor 88 for drinks. It was so much fun!!!!

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This is so cool--Barb made cake! Homemade carrot cake that was sooooooo yummy.  Just perfect.  She didn't even know carrot cake is one of my all time favorites--how's that for great birthday telepathy?

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Isn't it wonderful?  I just loved it.

I totally wasn't expecting a cake or anything like that, just thought we were hooking up for dinner and using my birthday as an excuse. I don't even have words to say how moved and surprised I was. That's one of the nicest things ever. 

They also got me a present that was so perfectly me it was frightening. Aunt Sally will be so jealous!  At Spencer's they found a talking parrot who cusses in both PG and R versions.  My absolute favorite of his parrot pronunications was "Who's a ****er now?"  LOVED it!

Gene went with us for dinner and then left us to girls night alone. It was a Tuesday night so Parlor 88 wasn't "hopping" with a crowd but we had fun just hanging out trying new cocktail combos and chatting. Those kinds of get togethers are my favorites, you know where you're just relaxed and happy to be with friends chatting away about life and everything or nothing at all.

Sigh.  So fun! Thanks you guys!

The Christmas Cake

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Back in early December, when the Christmas spirit fairy upchucked all over my house, I had the compulsion to bake Christmas cake.  I'd been reading about all the Brits and their Christmas cakes for a month and it occurred to me that no matter my aversion since childhood of sawdusty baquette-ish slices of old lady fruitcake, I must bake one from scratch and see if that makes all the difference.  I only had a very few weeks to "feed" my cake on Southern Comfort between baking and cutting but by the time it came under the Christmas slicing knife it was an aromatic wonder to sniff and gobble down.  My scrawny little late fruitcake became the adult hit of the party.  The only problem with it was there when it came time to send dinner leftovers home with everyone, there was none left to share.  My fruitcake motto for next year?  To bake bigger and sooner.  I now understand several references in the blogs I read last fall.  I do need to bake by the first of November to give plenty of time for the weekly feedings.  It will be a temptation to get into next year prior to Christmas.  AND.  Fruitcake is only dry and nasty if you don't do it right! Next year I'd like to do one without the raisins, though, with only cherries, cranberries, and apricots.  That just sounds yummy to me.

For the recipe and the whole story on the Christmas cake, click the link in the first sentence.

I do have to Christmas brag. Guess what my baby got me for Christmas?  Well as I opened them he said "I"m not so sure this is the perfect gift to give a woman..." but the rest of whatever he said was drowned out by my squeals.

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By the way, when you get a few minutes, run by a new blog called "Aunt Sally" just started by another southwest Missouri foodie. Her premier posts introduce you to her Christmas "carriage" and her first recipe is for Italian Turkey Kale soup.  Looks delicious!  So does that ride.

Merry Christmas: Buche de Noel

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This will be a new Muse tradition.  I just love this cake: the way it looks, the way it tastes, and the tradition.

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The Buche de Noel, or Yule Log, was this month's Daring Baker challenge.  The rest of the group and their links can be found by clicking here: Daring Bakers.  Be warned, though.  Like I said yesterday, I didn't exactly follow all the rules.  The two I stuck with were using the swiss meringue recipe given and making marzipan mushrooms.  After the click I've posted the recipe I used for the pumpkin genoise from Paula Deen and noted the alterations I made to the swiss buttercream for maple flavored and how I came up with cardamom buttercream for filling.

I do have to tell one Gene story. I had the roll cut and laid out and was frosting it when Gene came into the kitchen and deadpanned "Are you going to be baking that again or cooking it in some way?"  I said "Uh. No, of course not.  I'm frosting it now."  He said, "Then you need to have gloves on because that's a health code violation to handle any food barehanded that won't be cooked afterwards."  Smartass bas***d.  :-)  I knew I taught him too much about the food business when I was in it.

The whole family loved it although next year I might try for a different filling. The buttercream on the outside was so rich that it made the buttercream on the inside overkill. One small piece will do you and with a table full of other desserts, including fudge, it was almost too much, too rich.  As a stand alone dessert it would have been perfect but as one of many, next year I'll change the filling but I haven't quite decided to what yet.

You know, really this is an easy cake.  It looks very impressive, is a wonderful holiday dessert table centerpiece, and makes people ooh and ahh, but in reality, it's not nearly as hard as it looks.  That's a winner in my book.

Here's a close up of the mushrooms and poinsettia.

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I do have one great family party story.  Auntie Miranda made the suggestion at Thanksgiving that we draw names, a children's group and an adult group, for Christmas, set a limit of $5.00 and make it "a fun gift" however each person interpretted it.  Some of the gifts were fun, some funny, and some nice.  My brother Kenneth is the "fun gift" high master.  He had drawn our sister, Suzanne's, name and bought her a box of chocolates.   Except that the box of chocolates he bought totalled more than $5.00...hmmm..what to do?  So he calculated the cost per chocolate, by hand and showed his math work on the front of the box, and then proceeded to eat chocolates until he was down to a gift worth $5.00.  Oh, okay, there was one more little thing. Every time he bit into one he didn't care for or didn't want to finish, he left that half in the box, subtracted the half from the total and moved on.  So not only were there empty chocolate holes, there was half a turtle, half a caramel, half a peanut butter cup, etc.

We all bow to your greatness, Sir Joke-A-Lot.

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Baking Makes Me Happy

I don't have anything to show yet but today is my big Christmas baking day and I'm very excited.  There is something about baking that soothes my spirit in a way nothing else can. 

This is one of my favorite Christmas cakes from years ago. I made it for the family party and I remember my Uncle Andy hugging me and saying "Sis, it's almost too pretty to eat."  Ahhh.  It's a chocolate cake with chocolate buttercream smoothed down as smooth as I could get it and then the poinsettias are outlined in black buttercream and filled in with colored decorating gel.

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Do Not Feed the Animals

But do feed the fruitcake.

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To all the Brits who have inspired this little foray into the holiday culinary unknown, thank you.  I'm still mid-journey but enjoying it immensely.  I unwrapped the cake this morning and was surprised to find that the rich, spicy, fruity aroma immediately drifted nose-ward and that the cake looks and smells beautifully moist.  I would never have guessed that for a week old cake. To be honest, I expected to find a dry pile of mold, even though I know that's sort of a mismatch in concepts.

My report to you is this: so far so good.  It still smells good enough to eat, it looks very moist, and it has now quaffed in two more tablespoons of my finest Southern Comfort.

Long live the Christmas cake!

...and the Spirit of Christmas Upchucked All Over My House

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There's something about ice storms that creates a frenzy of nesting.  Sure, maybe it's because last year at Christmastime we had the every 20 year ice storm from hell where Gene and I personally were without power for a whole eight hours but we had friends without power for up to THREE WEEKS.  There's an ice storm warning out for the whole area for the next...oh...three DAYS so the good news is the pantry is mostly full, the gas tanks topped off, I don't have to work until tomorrow night and only that one night for several days. Hmmm...that leaves me with cold, dreary freezing rain outside the windows which always gives me the itch to clean the house or, in this case, decorate the house with every Christmas doodad I've collected over the last 25 years.

Yes, of course I'll show photos and you'll feel sorry for Gene for having to wake up dreaming he's been camping out in the The Christmas Store.

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Living room tree with Gene's Grinches and Christmas Bugs lined up. (Substitutes for children--the children in us.)

And here's the tree skirt that I absolutely love:

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The side table in the kitchen with obviously the Nativity in the center. Flanked on each side are "Baking Santa" with cookies and gingerbread adornments

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and if you look closely, the Christmas tree has mini baking tool ornaments on it.

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Then about 7pm tonight it suddenly hit me. I MUST bake Christmas cake. I must.  I have no idea why it hit me so hard except for the challenge, the mystery, the sense of missing out on something.  You see, I have a google alert set up for "cake" just so I don't miss any great recipes or the occasional geek wedding cake designed to look like Yoda (I'm not kidding) or whatever. For the last several weeks the Brits have been going Christmas cake apeshit and...well...as a small child I never liked anyone to get anything I didn't.  Apparently it's still true as an adult so I decided that not another day could go by without me putting a Christmas cake, aka fruit cake, into the oven for most of the evening.

But there's an ice storm, remember?  I wasn't sure I had all the ingredients but I was determined and where there is a will there will be a way found or I get very cranky with myself.

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The cake! The cake! The Halloween Cake!

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Don't you love the cake table?  To the left is the back up sheet cake/groom's cake with the Batman logo on it. The groom is a huge comics book fan.  To the right is the skull punch bowl.  Rock on.

I just loved this wedding and reception. Everything about it was tongue in cheek and very fun, very much a showing of the bride and grooms' personalities. Although I don't know Lucas at all, I've worked with Jessica a couple of years now and have always liked her. She's loud and fun--two of my favorite things in the whole world. Oh, and she cusses like a sailor.  We're twin souls when it comes to that.  So the two of us in a unit together is like painting the walls blue.  But dammit, we're fun!

The wedding was held miles out in the middle of farming country, north of Springfield. The last 30 minutes of the drive was on dirt road with small washes over creeks and on lanes so narrow the branches of the trees intertwined overhead.  Once to the farm, the house and staging area for the wedding sit on a hill so that the view was of the sunset on the hills all around.  The reception was held in a pole barn out behind the house with a tent for the food.  It truly was one of the most creative, spirited, and warm fuzzy home weddings I've ever been to.

My favorite part of the cake was the roses. I've worked gumpaste roses for a couple of years now but this batch was one of my best. I really enjoyed doing these and how they came out.

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This whole project started when I went into work one night. Jessica was talking about how untraditional her wedding would be: the weekend before Halloween with a Halloween theme, tons of gargoyles, walking down the aisle to head-banger music, having black in her wedding dress and dressing her groom in a red tux and the ushers in purple tuxes....what's not to love? Then she uttered the statement that captured my little cake decorating heart "I don't know where I'm going to find a baker who will make a black fondant wedding cake..."  Oh. Be still my heart.  Pick me.  I volunteered on the spot. I thought for a minute and said "You know what kind of cake has to be inside it, right?"  She replied, "I'm hoping you're going to say red velvet."  Yes, indeedy.  Red velvet cake inside the black fondant with purple polka dots and blood red roses.  Again, what's not to love?

For more pictures of the actual wedding and bride and groom, click here:  JESSICA

For pictures of the step by step process of the making the cake, click below.

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Update: Jessica's roses and rose petals

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Jessica's roses are almost done. They'll all be in different stages of bloom including a few petals here and there.  The brighter color are the petals I placed today, the darker are the ones that have dried. Neither color is quite true. When done, the roses will be a dark bloodish brown red, not bright orange.

Also, just for grins I made old-fashioned popcorn this afternoon. I'd damn near forgotten how. I bought the real popcorn and coconut oil as a treat for the nieces and nephews since none of them have ever had anything but microwave popcorn at home and God knows breathing in the popcorn chemicals will kill you.  Seriously.  Pumonary fibrosis. So don't breathe the microwave popcorn steam when you first open the bag. 

Real popcorn.  Yum. What a treat. Better than movie popcorn.  But now I do remember why were all so excited about microwave popcorn when it came out.  It's not hard but it is a pain in the butt and you can burn yourself dumping the popcorn from the kettle into the bowl.  Worth every swollen red mark, though.

Ha! At first I thought I'd burned it but then I remember that I'd bought the dark red kernels so, of course, the insides of the popcorn are demonically dark!

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Cake: Preparing Pans and Packing for the Freezer

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First, preparing cake pans.  I admit this is something I completely take for granted because my mother was a cake decorator and I was drafted into the kitchen to be her frosting maker and pan-preparing bitch at about the age of eight.  But, I have found that some of my friends who were baking since they gave up Barbies aren't as familiar with how to prepare a cake pan so you can actually get that little *&^% out of that pan. 

First off, the pans need to be greased well. You can do that with oil, shortening, or a cooking spray. When cooking spray first came on the market decades ago they did not recommend using it to prepare cake pans but most of us lazy bakers used it anyway and it worked just fine so that's standard to me now. If you want to go the extra mile, you can even flour the pan by dropping a little flour into the bottom and swriling it around until all the spray covered surfaces are dusty. Or, there are now baker's sprays on the market that contain both oil and flour that you spray on at the same time.  Personally, I don't bother with those. I've never felt the need. 

The one thing I never ever miss is the waxed or parchment paper in the bottom of the pan. Either works great, waxed paper is cheaper so that's what I use.  To cute the circle you can either outline the pan bottom with a pencil onto the paper and cut it out or what I do is fold the paper into a triangle about four times over until get a small enough triangle to be convenient, point the pointy end towards the center of the pan to measure out where you're going to cut, give it a snip, and voila, it's done.

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The only thing you have to watch for is to make sure you get the waxed paper laying flat against the bottom of the pan and then you're ready to fill with batter.

Now, once the cakes are finished, there's nothing wrong with freezing them for a month or two if you do it right.  The key is several tight layers, and for me, I'm much more comfortable storing them inside a plastic container of some kind.  I have about three of those plastic tupperware cake carriers and those work great. I just put the layers down into them after wrapping, put the bottom on top to become a lid and then I feel very secure about freezing my cake layers.

After the layers cool completely, leave the waxed paper from the pan on the bottom and wrapp in another layer of waxed paper. Follow this with a layer of plastic wrap and then, if you have them in the right sizes, slip all of that down into a freezer baggy before placing into the plastic container. That will keep out anything noxious from the freezer.

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To defrost, move the layers out of the containers and into the fridge overnight.  If you defrost them on the counter they can pick up a little too much moisture and become soggy, but in the fridge overnight before going out on the counter to be worked up has always worked nicely for me.