While we were baking pies for the family Thanksgiving dinner this Saturday, my 17-year-old niece, Jordan, told me that they had watched a bad old movie at the end of school today while the teachers had a time out individual tutoring times. I only half listened as I asked her what movie she saw but she soon had me curious when she told me it was a "really really old boring western".
Hmmm...I thought...Gary Cooper? Nah, they wouldn't have gone that far back...? John Wayne maybe? I quizzed her some more about what movie she'd seen and she replied "I don't know. Butch something, you know, that old guy on the salad dressing."
OMG, I disowned her on the spot! I screamed "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid?" "Yeah." "Didn't you think they were handsome?" "Those old men? Duh, no!"
You know, when I was her age, I remember sitting in a classroom my senior year watching Three Days of the Condor and thinking Robert Redford was really "foxy" for an olderish man, after all he was no spring chicken by then but still had that perfect hair. Hey, just because both of those movies were made 40+ years ago and both men have grandchildren older than Jordan is no reason to disrespect the TRUE Hollywood hotties. Seriously. Disowned. Edward Cullen as a heartthrob, my ass. :-)